Frequenly Asked Questions

Rizwan, will you marry me?
People ask this question all the time, and so I have written a little guide on how to get me to marry you:
1)    Wear your hair in pigtails, or at least keep it long.
2)    Have, or at lease emulate a British accent. 
3)    Be a computer geek, or at least some type of nerd.
4)    Being Ismiali is a major plus
5)    If you are Natalie Portman or Drew Barrymore, just ask and I shall say yes.

Rizwan, why waste your time and make a webpage, instead of doing lessons?
I frequently ask myself this question. 

Rizwan, are you available?
Perhaps. If you fit at least one of the above rules, feel free to drop me an email!